with thanks to Martin Clunes

[roger]

    



                                                              Should I compare thee to a Summer’s day
                                                                    Or can we do it straight away?

[agapanthus]

I think this should be put in the crude section. 

[roger]

You’re absolutely right, Aggie, and I hang my head in shame.  But I liked it a) because it amused me and b) because it tells a truth – that in most cases, male courtship is a sham.

Anyway, especially for you, I’ve toned it down a bit. (Sorry, Martin, but Aggie comes first.)

[sleepyhead]

 

[roger]

Even better before kill-joy Aggie made me change the second line, Sleeps.